Winged isis and Egyptian lotus bundle on me shin/ anks'- (soon to be covered up) Coming to an arm near me... or on me will be a 'who killed cock robin' themed sleeve, my peacock cover-up is underway, and some wee chicks (the mini chicken variety) will soon be adorning my lower stomach. And I shall be covered in wrens because they are small and stocky and rock the metaphorical socks off me.

Me... lurve chickens. Quirky lil freaks, they are gorgeous and so blissfully unaware of anything. Bit like tortoises... mooching about sleeping and eating. What a life. I am a zombie obsessed, elf appreciating, pin-up wannabe twitcher.

I'm not OCD but if things aren't organized I will thoroughly enjoy a manic episode. Got a small thing for snails... the concept being they are icky and ... well just ick but there is something attractive about them and I have no idea what it is- Bit like some men.

I had my wisdom teeth out a few months back and since then my life has been totally void of anything remotely 'normal' I am now officially living an aberrant, insane, odd but thoroughly entertaining existence.

I'm the one no one expects to have tattoos or piercings because I'm so conservative looking when fully clothed. You should see me naked ;)

yes I have many and they are all recorded on database to keep me episode-free

if it has a zombie in it I'm all good. Same for if it features anime, film noir detectives, people horrifically dying, dark humour or Gerard Butler.